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demon: i possessed you
me: get the fuck out
demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

Anonymous asked: Hey I saw your post and I agree with it. This year I'm going to try and make it good. But it's going to be okay for you, with the eating. You don't have to eat a full meal, maybe just snacks at first. I know you can do this because you are amazing. One step at a time, and I wish you the best babe 😘😘

Thank you stranger. Good vibes are going your way

I’m going to make this a good year. Good grades, good squad, good boyfriend/girlfriend if I feel like it. The only negative thing that’s gonna go down is eating a full meal once a week but I’m not dead yet so

queefilicious:

sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet

(Source: susemoji, via hate)

I laughed through the entire ending of that “argument” and if that makes me a bad person o o p s

I want a brown boy tbh

ferragucciloui-mon:

dolphin swag
areweevenalive:

☯ † Are We Even Alive † ☯